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I can’t decide sometimes, whether or not my mother thinks she’s living in a...
The secret to humour is surprise. Aristotle A moot point perhaps, but oblivious in this case to the signifiers that make the ‘everyday’ flow seamlessly from one interaction to the other; if they...
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Reflecting on laziness, Hungarian commanders, an author’s middle name & a one...
Those familiar, would know Montmorency: And those not, should be; a dog born with more than his fair share of original sin… I was a familiar stranger once in a city of few lights past the open fridges...
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The Art of Kitty Maintenance…
Such temperate palms doth pitter like rain— Our misery is their entertainment… I’ll forgo the usual introduction and instead reproduce a cartoon I found in the hope that it will at least seem to...
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The Art of Babysitting: the lowest paid high-risk job in the world…
Spare the rod, spoil the child— Boys will be boys. And so will men… This could have been possible without the help of a few like minded individuals, but it would not have been nearly as fun to put...
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What does Casper, Head & Shoulders & fingernails have in common?
Really, honestly, truly? Probably nothing— but this is all a bit of a rush-job! And kind of how I actually sound in real-life… Except that the friendly ghost actually was the prime-shaker responsible...
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By all means, you’re welcome to eat any way you see fit; I’ll just use the...
Neither electricity nor pomposity is the silent servant; it is manners— Recalled with the assistance of Conrad, The Wine Wanker… There are people who mean what they think, then say what they mean; and...
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It’s not everyday you can say you answered the call of nature and ended up...
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time… Friedrich Nietzsche There a lots of reasons why I started actually writing things down again. One...
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Two fortnights; four weeks; one month or thirty very odd days…
To a month of links and thinking differently; And a little bit of noise— I hope it’s been some fun… I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they...
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The fewer the thoughts, the greater they weigh. It’s the nature of...
Moments aren’t for defining; they are to be put to song— Instrumentals… I was just lying there, stewing somewhat— having had a Shanghai of a day, cat in toe by my face most of it, swinging-low. She...
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There’s nothing normal about growing up with dragons in the pantry…
Maturity is something sometimes, some of us have to grow out of— When growing up is a small price to pay for surviving it… Most nights I wouldn’t remember falling asleep. A curious state of affairs for...
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